2/03/05

As most of you probably know, the State of the Union address was last night.  Yes, and there was lots of clapping involved…lots of clapping.  I went through the transcript this morning, yes, I have no life, and I am completely helpless, and counted how many times the session paused for applause.  Now when I started doing this I figured twenty-five, maybe thirty pauses, NO!  Sixty-eight times!  I mean the dude has books written solely based on how much he sucks at speaking in public, yet they stop to clap sixty-eight times.  Well, you know why they have stop don’t you?  This guy is so simple minded that he can only stay on track for so long.  They stop so they can shock him with a cattle prod and he can catch up to the prompter.

I loved when he started to talk about the future of the financial world.  He mentioned that we, our generation, should not rely on social security when we’re older.  No freaking duh, I learned that when I was in fifth grade.  I mean he must think we’re all retarded or something because there is no way the government will give me back any of the money I gave it.  This makes me laugh at the fact that he mentioned the use of personal accounts that we can put money in over time and the government can never take it away.  Bullshit!  The government will find some loophole, so that they can say oh we’ll use your money, but in the end give you more for your trouble, because “just in case” oh lets say a war occurs they can use the money to pay for it.  Oh wait, we’re in a war, so now they’ll take our money from these accounts.  Oh wait, there is probably not enough, well don’t worry we’ll still be getting more back from the government even though we’re in debt.

I have a question for you, how can we be in debt when the entire freaking world owes us money?  We are the biggest, strongest nation, and we should take the proverbial gun to any other country who owes us money and say pay up now bitch!  I mean it’s not like blowing them up would cost anything, we already have the missiles we need, and since we’re not “suppose” to use them anyway, why not find a use for them.  For those of you think what missiles, do you really think that our government dismantled all of our weapons of mass destruction?  Of course not, why do you think we let Saddam get away with so much, because we have the firepower to blast them back to primordial soup if we wanted to (notice I didn’t say Stone Age, because that would be advancement).  In fact, we all know Bush was sitting there, rocking back in forth in his Oval office chair, praying that Saddam launched something.  I mean it could’ve been anything, a missile or even a goat strapped to a bomb, who cares?  He just wanted to hit that little red button that’s on his desk.  After all we don’t Bush to have to “higher the taxes”.  That’s right, he wouldn’t raise the taxes, he’d higher them.  What, do the taxes need jobs or something?  Well I know that surely isn’t the case because I have a job and taxes are definitely working me over, so they don’t need any addition work if you know what I’m talking about.  I mean the president is looking ahead and I realize that it seems like a good idea, but I’m looking to survive this whole thing with Iraq, never mind North Korea just chillin’ over there, creating new weaponry that can reach us.